7th of july

a day no one cares about

i don't care about the 7th of july

by selom July 7, 2008

4 July

The day when our visual king was born, Lim sejun

4 July
how was your day?

it was sejun (perfect)

by @nujesy October 15, 2020

july 22

People born on this day have to biggest dicks ever!

Person1- yo aren't u born on july 22
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax

by BigDikD November 9, 2020

July 23

My amazing boyfriends birthday <33

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!

by kei:) August 2, 2021

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.

by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014

july fry

The last two weeks of july that are specifically set aside to smoke marijuana.In order to take part you must stop updating facebook,myspace etc.. and only call those who are participating in the fry.

Im so burnt out after the july fry

by Derrick R August 3, 2009