by Dnurse15 July 10, 2021
Get the Comin of Jesusmug. Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".
by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022
Get the Prettier Jesusmug. Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022
Get the Tombstone Jesusmug. Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.
by †π∆₱ J౿§u$ April 17, 2017
Get the Trap Jesusmug. Jesus Perez is a guy who does not like to be called the real Jesus only jesus. He is really kind and will always be by your side. He might not be attractive but does have girls behind him. He is very smart and will not just help u but will give u answers. He will always try to make u smile and will always cheer u up.
Jesus: Hey there need some help
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
by JP 30071 October 17, 2020
Get the jesus perezmug. A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.
by I'm not your wife January 17, 2017
Get the Jesus's bitchmug. An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
by jghfcjvkhjkk January 27, 2019
Get the rave jesusmug.