July 23

My amazing boyfriends birthday <33

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!

by kei:) August 2, 2021

July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

by that ni66a October 20, 2019

4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.

by www.contrast007.com July 4, 2014

July 22

National Surprise Your Crush/GF with Flowers Day!!
Today you get to surprise that special girl with flowers. Either secretly or not. Just to make her day!!

Person1: Hey!! Its July 22 already!

Person2: Yeah and I already made my crushes day!! She looks so happy after getting those flowers.

by That.018 July 18, 2022

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”

by hisluvr July 3, 2022

July 16

July 16 is many things.
1.My Birthday
2.when the fog comes

3.Ice Cream Day
4.National Moon Day
5.Gareth Bales Birthday
That’s all really

“When is ur birthday?”
“July 16 why?”
“Oh that’s Skankhunt23s birthday”
“Nobody cares”

by skankhunt23 July 3, 2023

July 3rd

July 3rd is national bully kisekui day

It’s July 3rd, that means we need to bully kisekui!

by kisekui July 2, 2021