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This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3
You see that guy over there??

Yeah, he's a dick..

He's a Jordan for sure...
Jordan by RosellaHighland February 8, 2014
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A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.
I will never forget Jordan. She's my best friend!
Jordan by Melody (MissMaj) March 13, 2014
A little kid who steals your shit and team name
Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck
A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .
Oh my god that dude is such a Jordan
Jordan by Dorkyduck May 7, 2015
Look at him! Such a big Jordan!
Jordan by Sasha12345 January 15, 2018
verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return
Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs
Jordanne by langside October 5, 2018

Jordan The Nigger 

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.
"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger