jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. November 6, 2007

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Jessica Carrillo

a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.

whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!

by Mike the Genius December 11, 2011

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Jessica Lyn

Jessica Lyn is the coolest, hottest, prettiest, sexy MILF in all of Maine - and possibly in the entire United States.

Wow, did you see Jessica Lyn last night when she walked in The Lane? Every man and woman in the place couldn't take their eyes off her! She's totally amazing!

by JessicaLynFan August 7, 2011

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Jessica

Is the funniest, craziest person who laughs at nearly everything... even though sometimes people don't know why she's laughing. She has a contagious smile and everyone comes to her for relationship advice, even though she is single as a pringle. She is very kind-hearted and will always go out of her way to do things for other poeple

Oh dear, something has made Jessica laugh again
Jessica is always laughing!
after giving relationship advide: "How are you still single?!"

by FlubberJubber November 20, 2016

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