Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted

Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.

El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.

by tewys1 May 9, 2022

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023