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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
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Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Olive Garden

One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.
Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden
by 8284play January 8, 2021
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National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.
After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.
by bichoraro August 29, 2025
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
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