2 Second Frencher

A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.

Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?

Oui!

by SarahTurdleDurd March 11, 2009

Second donut syndrome

When you buy 2 donuts and save the best one for last but when you get to the second donut it tastes like shit because you're so full from the first one.

-Oh man, I'm going to barf.
-I thought you liked blueberry donuts?
-Second donut syndrome man, sds.

by Maharadja Donut November 4, 2011

second page of google

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.

by The only pug July 17, 2021

seven second smile

Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"

Jane: *smile*
John: *stare*
Jack: 5, 6, 7. Alright John seven second smile go get her bro.

by hunter mil March 27, 2008

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

8 Second Timer

This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.

"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"

by YouTubeDiddle January 13, 2019

Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017