riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

sack and his boys

To insert a fat chode into another boys anus.

I sack and his boys into your dad.

by Sack and his boys November 15, 2017

chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type

Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!

by Agent Doof July 13, 2021

Tickled his wiener

When something is said or discovered that unexpectedly intrigues you or grabs your attention.

Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.

by Bpopp August 26, 2013

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022