crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

gear-happy

One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.

"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008

by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008

Happy-Groovy

Living and loving every moment of your life.

"I love your Happy-Groovy ways."

by javadr34mer May 3, 2013

happy wave

Becoming exuberant in an attempt to meet a potential bedmate and waving one's hand frantically thus destroying any potential meeting.

Well I was going to slow down and let this car full of girls catch up to us but your boy just happy waved them from the backseat. Now they probably think we're all gay.

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 29, 2014

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Happy Andy

Shorts a girl wears that are short enough where part of her booty is revealed.

Wow, Cindy is really rocking those Happy Andy's.

by HEGE June 17, 2014

Happy Cramming

1) -To wish someone the best in studying.

-To wish someone luck with their homework.

Jerry "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Jim "Nah man, I got a bunch of homework"
Jerry "Ok, cool man. Happy Cramming!"

by BranDonAshEmpress15 January 18, 2015