yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. That dude is a such a yam-hammer!

by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

Ballpeen Hammer

1) To tap or bang someone just like ballpeen hammer in a sexual sense.
2) To screw or have intercourse

See that girl over there? Id tap that like a Ballpeen Hammer

by mikemcdagger March 11, 2009

Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

crimson hammer

the unit of a ginger; the male genitalia of a "red-head"

Logan pulled down his pants and hit me in the face with his crimson hammer.

by ginger killer February 8, 2010

The Hammer of the Gods

when having sex the woman is laying on her back with her legs together and straight up in the air over ther head (thus appearing like a hammer) and you continously plunge into going so deep she yells up to the gods.

Girl 1: My man did me from behind last night and it was so good that it felt like he took me to the heavens.

Girl 2: You just reached the heavens? My boyfriend did The Hammer of the Gods on me and I reached Olympus.

by buttery_nipple August 23, 2009

Hammer man

A massive elongated penis who only comes over for one thing to hammer the wet vagina real good

Bring that fucking hammer man here daddy ive been waiting all day for you

by Savy my nigga September 16, 2018

hindu hammer

when you take a handful of Viagra at the age of 25 and pound you girlfriend so hard in rear on Halloween night and shoot a quick heavy shot of cum on her forehead causing her to wake up the next morning with a red dot and practicing Hinduism.

OMG Becky look at your forehead, did you boyfriend perform the hindu hammer last night?

Response: Fuck ya he did it was Halloween BEEEEAATCH

by Rock Hard Balboa October 31, 2017