mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
mugGet the mash her gutsmug.

Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
mugGet the Gut lagmug.

trash gut

Synonymous with Garbage Gut

Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
(eating gross ass $2 obviously under-cooked chicken wings)
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
by coughplehgm May 19, 2020
mugGet the trash gutmug.

Gut Plug

Being filled up after a large meal.
That burrito was so large, it was a total gut plug.
by NastyN8G June 2, 2024
mugGet the Gut Plugmug.

Honey Guts

Term or name of endearment similar to sweet heart or sweet cheeks.
No sweat honey guts.
They have pet names now. He called her honey guts.
by Black Hole DaVinci February 18, 2017
mugGet the Honey Gutsmug.

County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.
1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.
by chupon April 19, 2013
mugGet the County Gutmug.

haggis guts

by rageoss September 18, 2008
mugGet the haggis gutsmug.

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