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Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
mugGet the Grease Hornmug.

rump grease

An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.
Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.

Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.
by Doc184 August 8, 2016
mugGet the rump greasemug.

grease

beer that is used to space out shots of hard liquor
Man, i had too many shots and not enough grease.
by Sooy May 28, 2007
mugGet the greasemug.

grease ball forehead

term commonly used to describe kids who sit in front of their xbox pic their nose and txt on their cool phone they got with their colleage money "Caughing" JOSH
by UNCHANCEY96 January 12, 2009
mugGet the grease ball foreheadmug.

Grease rat

You see bri brodzinski? That bitch was a grease rat!
by Praeze January 1, 2020
mugGet the Grease ratmug.

grease

“bro i’m tryna grease her” “that’s my grease fym” “she not my girl she my grease”
by mosthatedk March 27, 2022
mugGet the greasemug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

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