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sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.
Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.
by whatsit December 11, 2007
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The greatest joke of all time

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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I have all the grapes

If someone is said to have all the grapes, everything is going well for them and their life is a breeze, or something extraordinary or overly profound has happened to them.
I have an awesome girlfirend!
My job is going great, I just got a pay rise!
My grades have never looked better!
Our sports team is on a winning streak!
I have all the grapes!
by dahneeoh September 13, 2011
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bill gates

a business genius that gives a lot of his earnings to various charities (but ONLY because his adoring significant other insists on it)
bill gates, jewish, penny-pinching, genius, douche, jew
by slug_loaf November 29, 2006
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the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.
Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.
by Nathan from Minnesota April 21, 2022
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Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.
"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"
by FREKBOX April 12, 2009
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