green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"

The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.

by Alocksly February 13, 2021

gorilla raiding

When you raid someone in ark survival evolved without destroying one of there towers

Hey that base has two towers don’t worry we can just gorilla raiding it

by Ark blud choppa compa April 5, 2023

Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016

Gorilla Fucker

A person who likes to fuck fat people or fat animals (pisificly gorillas)

Dexon: I got tired of fucking Nick so I fucked a fat gorilla, yes I'm a gorilla fucker.

Kayla: YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME?!?!
Dexon: yes.

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024

Gorilla tag

A game that us super fun but has way too many annoying kids and way too many grown men.

But it can be fun when you're popular in fan codes.

Guy 1: Hey wanna friend me on Oculus through gorilla tag?

Guy 2: yeah sure what is your username

Guy 1: Daddychill6969

Guy 2: WTF

by Thereal_Macar0n1 August 2, 2023

Gorilla Tag

Gorilla tag is a VR game where you spawn as a gorilla/monke(y) and play tag as gorillas.

Person 1: Yo I got a new VR what should I get?
Person 2: Gorilla tag is a good game

*person 1 get gorilla tag and breaks everything within 5 minutes*

by Jaxon VR September 26, 2023

Gorilla Tag

A VR game that is goated when you ignore the 50% of the users which are little kids under the age of 10 that only play minigames and mass report you for bring better than them.

Guy 1: Hey do you play Gorilla Tag?

Guy 2: Yes, how did you know?

Guy 1: there is a hole in your wall

by BugEPB August 14, 2024