hooded goblin

an uncircumsized penis

Hey everyone look at Mathias' hooded goblin!

by Steven J. Jackson April 15, 2010

Schnob Goblin

Noun:(Shh-nawb-Gawb-lin) A person who skuggles down liquer, primarily schnobs; An alcoholic alias.

Holy smokes that man had 42 drinks, what a Schnob Goblin.

by CruciaL Chaotic April 21, 2010

Virtual Gobby

When a girl makes you think your going to get with her, but you know it will never happen.

"we are just going to shower together... yeah we do it naked"
"You have unbelievable legs"
"I wish i was single"
Or just general touching/comforting.
"Just got another Virtual Gobby"
"dude she gives soooo many virtual gobbies"
"It's never gunna happen, she only gives virt's"
"Just got another VG/VJ"

by bombers1829 April 26, 2010

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.

I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.

by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010

Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010

Dirty Gobin

An act of fornicating doggie style and listening to your iPod while watching your favorite tv series simultaneously doing cocaine from the right butt cheek of your victim.

Jake just got some drugs he wants to try the dirty Gobin shark week is on tonight

by Dannygeesus September 30, 2010

morbidly gobese

Description of gay man who has progressed beyond gobese or gay fat and is 20 pounds or more overweight. At this point, he is considered dead to the gay community.

Scott suspected he was morbidly gobese when he had to buy jeans with a 36-inch waist, but his suspicions were confirmed when other men would avert their eyes in disgust and horror.

by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010