Full body flushed

When, after a night of hard drinking, one urinates, defecates and vomits all at the same time. Usually done while on sitting on the toilet and vomiting in the sink or trash can.

Woke up this morning so hungover that I full body flushed myself.

by Richardcranium February 29, 2024

The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.

I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.

by The mad crapper April 8, 2025

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023