fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon

"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".

by Subaluwa October 22, 2025

the fuzzy grin

When a girl with braces gives you head and gets pubes stuck in her brackets

My girlfriend just got braces the other day. She decided to give me head and later on, while talking to her mom, she smiled to reveal a smile full of pubes, the fuzzy grin

by big_papa February 8, 2015

dizzy fuzzy

yoshi on druuuuuugs

also a fuzzy creature MAking yoshi on drugs

redd yoshi: OH NO A DIZZY FUZZY *gets high* OoOo A FuZzY ThiN-
yoshi with glasses: *grabs* dizzy fuzzy, (soberly) GET SOME HELP.
red yoshi: *Crouches* oh im good now

by purple13542 February 21, 2019

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar

When two men get together and one shits in the others mouth, While the man has shit in his mouth the other

fucks his shit filled mouth.

I am going to give Ryan The Fuzzy Brown Caterpillar.

by Hesh69CSgod January 12, 2021

tizzy fizzy

The correct name for the infrastructure-as-code software tool created by HashiCorp known as "Terraform".

Chris: Did you make that new tizzy fizzy module I asked you to make?
Mike: No, I delegated.

by tizzy-fizzy-enjoyer November 9, 2023

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.

“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”

by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024