free coasting

Used to describe a situation when one (particularly a male) purposely refuses to wear underwear under one’s pants.

Girl 1: “That guy’s dick bulge is soooo big”

Girl 2: “Meh. He’s probably free coasting”

by KDabi June 26, 2018

Free the Peenie

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

by Loafhead January 29, 2019

Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.

Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.

by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019

Cold and Free

The best kind of beer.

Billy: " What kinda beer you got for later?"

Jimmy: " Cold and Free!"
Billy: " That's the best kind. Perfect for a Liquor Captain ."

by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

Free Question

A "Free Question" is a question you can ask someone and the person who you asked has to awnser 100% truthfully and must not be mad you asked it. You can tell them to have what's called a confident question meaning they can never bring it up EVER.

Hey guess who's gonna win and I'll give you a free question.

by Jimmy hindy May 30, 2018

free the girl

when your friend gets into trouble for stupid shit

teacher: give me your phone.
me: I wasn't on it

teacher: are you arguing with me?, go to the principal's office NOW.
friends: free the girl

by :/ May 15, 2018

Free paper

Having planned or unplanned free time. Permission given for free time. Time previously controlled but now relinquished.

Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.

Sally went away for the weekend so Tom has free paper.

by Mr. Suess May 24, 2018