findersmitt

German for "the love of the orange cream".
The act of smearing squashed shit between your asscheeks on a surface or body part of another.
Found pleasurable among mormons.

Can i findersmitt all over your face?

by The filthy whisker November 1, 2013

Fandom Gremlin

Someone who is childishly, gender-neutrally nerdy\geeky and lives for fandom as if it was their job and\or lifestyle.

Synonymous with "Fandomer".

Normie 1: Layla has a lot of drawings and stories about that "Galen Frontier Sparkle Z" anime. She's even cosplayed the characters once or twice. I just can't get how she can do that if she has never saw it or read the manga.

Normie 2: First, call her Kyochibi instead. Kyochibi is a fandom gremlin, so she usually gets into fandoms through the Internet, and sometime later may end up watching or reading some of their source material.

Normie 1: So, she's not a fan of the thing, she's a fan of the FANDOM? Well, I guess, it makes sense. She's been referring as her fics and art, as metafanon instead of fanon

by Kyko Micsu December 18, 2016

fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

by sweet_thang December 21, 2016

Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it

Jesus Christ can you find the map?

by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

by clamsarke January 11, 2017

finding a needle in a haystack

When you need to do something that is really hard, almost impossible

They were on the bleachers.
Looking for then was like finding a needle in a haystack.

by Conrado41 March 14, 2017

Fandoms

Wonderful but fragile communities where you obsess with tv shows, books, kpop, etc. You are called fangirl/ fanboy if in a fandom.

1. Eww is that a BOOK
2. HOW COULD YOU INSULT MY PRECIOUS SASSY SOUL
1. oookkayy...
2. I will kill you dead if insult my fandoms muggle/mortal/mundane

by Thesassyannabeth March 31, 2017