Street Fart

When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.

Me: The fuck, did you just fart?

Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.

Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.

by Ol' headass January 10, 2020

virgin fart

The audible passing of gas through the anus whose sound is characteristic of one who has not experienced anal penetration during anal sex.

Person 1: *farts audibly*

Person 2: "Virgin fart! Such youthful innocence!

by Chet Mannly March 19, 2019

Fart Loan

When a girl farts while you are fuckin her ass and the fart travels through your dick and out your ass

Man I was fucking McKenzie last night and she gave me a fart loan.

by Ton_The_Hungry September 30, 2020

Took a Fart

When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.

Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.

by jonsnowlover October 24, 2018

Pumping farts

The art of engulfing air with your bum and retaining it and then squeezing it to create a fart. This is a skill that will make you be able to release earth shattering farts for unlimited times. Sometimes those vile ass fumes will not be coped by the average human.

Man1: Hey did you hear my fart
Man2: Yeah it was quiet I’ll teach you how to be pumping farts. Their loud
Man2: *FARTS*
Palm tree: *Flies away*

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.

I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.

by Fartgenious June 7, 2011

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020