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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
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Old potato farming btard

Glenn Attridge
Glenn Attridge is an old potato farming btard
by Assridge November 16, 2011
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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Aura farm

To try and look tough even when there's no obligation to
Did you see how that guy walked down the hall? There's no way he wasn't tryna aura farm.
by That's not very paragon! February 20, 2025
mugGet the Aura farmmug.

Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025
mugGet the Farm poonmug.

Farmed

allow someone to collect and keep the incomes from (a tax) on payment of a fee.
"the customs had been farmed to the collector for a fixed sum"
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2025
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