unepic fail

failure so pathetic it is inversely epic

person 1: "I The Warm Soap Suds Enema My Mother Gave Me When I Was a Boy"

person 2: "Unepic fail"

by hissil June 26, 2009

Something Fail

Similiar to a Fail Pass. It is basically a Fail Pass with with a blank line before the word "FAIL". The noun of an individuals failed action is written on the blank line.

"You saw that dude spill his drink!? Get a Something Fail out and write "Drink" on the blank line.

"FailPasses.com is where I go to get my Something Fails for people like you. Don't worry, you just pass at failing.

ex: _______ FAIL

by wordMasterDude May 15, 2010

honors fail

Getting a B in a Honors course. Viewed by honors kids as the end of civilization as we know it.

"Dude I got a B in Physics, I am totally honors failing that class"

by Buymorecars February 5, 2014

Fatty fail

When you overindulge in too much junk food, failing to be healthy and instead feeling fat and guilty.

Man, I had so much ice cream last night. It was such a fatty fail!

You ate that entire pizza? You're such a fatty fail.

by suziebbq May 5, 2014

fake fail

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

to fail grade 11

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris

I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber

by Tomfoolery_ December 11, 2021

Supreme Epic Fail

A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.

From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS

A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.

by Whom it doesn't concern July 21, 2009