When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”
-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
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Me: The fuck, did you just fart?
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.
Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.
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1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
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