evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evans

Evans

That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022