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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
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Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018
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Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019
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Evan Beetle

by NotNinjaTSM March 21, 2019
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evan malone

oh shittttt your an evan malone
by ainekellly July 15, 2019
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