Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 02, 2025

Eli thombs

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat

Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh

by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024

Eli Glover

YouTuber well known for Tacoma Sub videos and Gooning

Did seen Eli Glover Gooning right before he crashed out?

by Big_Nigga_smedly February 19, 2025

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011

Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 06, 2022

Eli Niggafart Morgan

cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,

and nigs

"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"

yessir daddy can i suck you off too?

"BET NIGGA"

by schliggagigganigga May 30, 2024

tia and elis

Not meant for each other at all

Tia and Elis can never be together as Eli’s is a prick

by Not me so dont tbink jts me June 23, 2024