dusty slag

A phrase to describe a disinterested waitress in a restaurant who’s service is poor/slow.

Hey, where’s our bottle of prosecco you Dusty Slag, we’ve been waiting over 10 minutes...

by 401Mal November 14, 2023

Dusty Funky Samantha

This stupid whore you met on the street who walked all the way from the desert in the middle east to the other side in the world, She is covered in so much dust that not even the almighty Rusty Dusty has matching power to her.

Him: jesus fucking christ what kinda creature is that over there maite?

Me: that's some fat whore called Dusty Funky Samantha mane

by Undead Shiteson May 15, 2022

dusty iguana

Someone that was being rude like 3 seconds ago

You are such a Dusty iguana

by Dusty iguana March 14, 2017

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

Dusty Winkler

To perform oral sex on a woman who is bleeding vaginally, but not due to menstruation.

Dirty walked in saying, "suck my bloody twat!" "Are you ragging Dirty?" "No, it's just bloody." "That's a Dusty Winkler!"

by OU812X September 13, 2010

dusty snack

someone who used to look hot/attractive

You see that old mug shot of Mike Epps? With his dusty snack ass.

by ihandledis December 12, 2017