digital philastine

Someone who doesnt know about when the internet first came into mass use.

someone who said: 'Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28'

would be classed a digital philastine

by Jimbo3 July 12, 2007

my digital escape

The digital footprint of a strange blonde man and a group of ex-scene kids that they will never, in fact, escape from.

Person 1: "Remember My Digital Escape?"
Person 2: "I wish I didn't..."

by oliveoillllllllll February 3, 2024

Quad-Digit

To insert four fingers into the vagina.

Last night I hooked up with some skank in my car... totally quad-digited her with no problem.

by Mekanickal October 8, 2011

Digital Crip

An online persona, often the Lady Dlow archetype: a self-styled gang member claiming street ties but with no real-life activity. The type who exaggerates, fabricates, or lies for attention.

A Digital Crip isn’t a real Crip—it’s just a bored asshole with too much free time.

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025

digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.

"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."

by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023

digital goodtime

The term digital goodtime was originally coined by George Clinton on Outkast's masterpiece Aquemini, in reference to the use of sampling and HiFi to enhance an artist's tracks. However, over time the term turned into a reference to an incredibly powerful shit. The term digital, which is often a slang term for poo among the young people, was the catalyst for this transformation, with the addition of goodtime as a nod to the vile nature of said shit.

Me: I can't believe you at six Chalupas and the cinnastix at Toxic Hell last night.

You: Yeah, I went home and had a digital goodtime for the rest of the night.

by Shake a stankin' ass November 8, 2004

Digital trap box

A term created by Selamawit Solomon (2025) to describe how people are trapped inside the internet creating, thinking, and living within digital platforms instead of the real world.

People who run these apps want us to be trapped in this digital box. They don’t want us to think out of it that’s why I call it a Digital Trap Box.

by Selamawit_solmon October 12, 2025