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December 1st

Woohoo it’s the start of the holiday season, start off by having kinky holiday sex !
Boy: hey babe it’s December 1st

Girl: I’ll get the Santa hat
by Rap god Pablito October 27, 2019
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25 december

The 25 of December is Christmas day so when ever u see someone u must sing a Christmas song to them
Guy one - today is the 25 december so i am gonna sing Jingle bells to my mum
by Shovell December 8, 2019
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December 25

the absolute WORST day to even be born within a week from it.
december 25 is lame cuz you get presents for bday and christmas
bruh Jamie was born on dec 23rd and she gets presents that count for birthdays and christmas that must SUCK
by Tyler1 except without the 1 October 24, 2019
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December 11th

Happy birthday to my bestie!!! I could never ask for anyone else. You are awesome and an amazing friend. If I didn't have you things would not be as fun. Plus you always have my back and I will always have yours! You're cool and brave. You have been there for me when no one else has. You always stand up to people for me and I will try to stand up to people for you. You're my bestie! Happy birthday! ILY (no homo)💙
by Ellie-the-boring-one October 20, 2019
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December 32

Suzie:Oh hey katrinaa did you know that today is December 32
Katrinaa:that doesnt exist suzie
Suzie:whatever you say *goes to tell someone else*
by Limelightsisteravacodo23ks52 November 7, 2019
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Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.
Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank
by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010
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No Nut December

For niggas whom failed No Nut November, and want a second chance, or niggas whom didn't know about No Nut November but would've participated. Only worth half as much credit as No Nut November. If a nigga does both back to back he's literally a god.
Man, I failed No Nut November but I'm ready for No Nut December
by Lil Beter November 30, 2017
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