A particular feeling of exasperation felt after either listening to the fuckery that is David speaking or after being in the presence of David for an extended period of time.
Person 1: David won't stop sending me video's of people dying from 4chan.
Person 2: Fucking David...
Person 2: Fucking David...
by NiggaTurnt May 8, 2017
Get the fucking davidmug. The Wife said " but I love you," the Husband replied, how you love me but telling another man I'm you're ex-husband,? "Save it for David."
by Jaye_$upreme July 25, 2017
Get the Save it for Davidmug. David Wright is the hope of the New York Mets...He has more skill then most players in MLB...I can field and hit...He is young so this gives the Mets a player they can mold and call their own...Little kids look up to him, men want to be him, and women love him (he is easy on the eyes too)...
Son: Hey daddy I want to be a pro-ball player someday just like David Wright...
Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...
Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...
by Mets fan 01 October 4, 2005
Get the David Wrightmug. After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008
Get the David and Goliathmug. Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.
by crisp January 11, 2009
Get the david blainemug. The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.
by flave171717 June 10, 2010
Get the David Blainemug. David Dula or David Dulay is a direct descendant of Lakan Dula of Tondo. He is the co-conspirator and financier of the Sumuroy Revolt. After the death of Sumuroy, Dulay was forced to continue the armed rebellion against Spain which has already spread in several places in the Bisayan Islands, Mindanao and some part of Luzon. Several years later, he was badly wounded in a fierce encounter with the Guardia Civil. He was caught together with his seven close -in armed officers and they were sentenced to death through firing squad with a charge of multiple murder of Spanish nationals and military officers. They were shot at the Palapag town plaza and were buried in unmarked grave to prevent the regrouping of the Indios behind his name. His clan members, family, relatives and friends named his neighborhood as sitio Kan David in Isla de Batag, Laoang, Northern Samar. Kan David, "owned by David" in the Waray dialect, is now known as barangay Candawid.
by J. Robert Dizon Bryce May 21, 2008
Get the david dulamug.