datemare

a date so bad you shudder with bad flash backs.

my date with Al was so bad I had datemares for days.

by CC Burke January 20, 2009

Dateline bait

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"

i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.

by cragman July 22, 2010

J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

Death date

Its a term used when someone is suicidal, and has decided on a date on when to kill themselves. Its typically refered to a death date. A gloomy nakmefor a gloomy action.

You don't have to worry about me anymore. My death date is coming up, so its not like it matters anyways.

by Amisaurus May 25, 2018

sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

by Sugar Daddy0088 March 4, 2009

House arrest Date

A date done over the use of the internet or texting when two people cannot acctually go out. actions are normally offset by ** ~~ -- or other marks

Since i was grounded me and Joanna had a House arrest Date

by Waverly Conk March 2, 2010

Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.

This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.

by Hikkin December 19, 2012