Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011

El donkatorus

To call someone a God or Goddess of Awesomeness

Mike: Did you go to Franks Killer party last night?

Larry: Yeah man! Hes the El donkatorus!

by Quincy Wolfe/REAL NAME! October 5, 2011

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006

donkster

The combination of a donkey and a lobster.

They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.

by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008

donkey conch

A huge vacuous vagina, the inverse of a inverse of a donkey dick.

Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.

by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008

Donkeyflaps

When women's labia (pussylips) are loose and flimsy, almost like saloon doors

"Karen's donkeyflaps almost suffocated me last night"

by Chickenbot December 14, 2009

donkey kong roller

A gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. The Legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence 'roller'.

Dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they're heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .

by frodo bagginses precious December 30, 2009