Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
by bandcampgirl183 November 02, 2005
“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”
by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019
when you are itchy all over and not sure of the cause: when anything irritates your skin such as fabrics, pets, soaps and you keep scratching yourself and can't stop
This all started when I used a cheap generic fabric softener in the dryer. I forgot the name of it, but the word "fluffy" was in the name. Everyone in the household started itching and scratching the next few days. So now when anyone is scratching for any reason, they say " I think I have a case of Mr. McFluffy disease!!!!"
by mougie December 16, 2013
See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.
gosh, that was tiring.
gosh, that was tiring.
by peachy101101 April 19, 2011
by BNDFORME October 12, 2021
Woah you have that Benjamin button disease
by Xoxo.J June 15, 2015
When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.
Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too
Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease
Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease
by fortnite05 November 24, 2018