jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

by Lateachehead November 7, 2023

Later Dave

The new “Bye Felicia”

This is said when you don’t give a fuck about the person.

“K guys. I gotta run.”
“Later Dave”
“What?”
“Fuck off, dude.”

by Th3lok June 7, 2018

Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 8, 2023

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

Dave

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000

Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.

by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022