dave the magical cheese wizard

hes OBVIOUSLY a magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"

by bigmanfart_42 December 18, 2023

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

Dave Neal

A verb used when watching Dave Neal's (power recapper's) YouTube channel.

I'm going to go do some laundry and Dave Neal it.

by iwillbenkoyou January 22, 2022

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

by professionel May 22, 2023

dave jr

A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair

Dave Jr has a small penis

by Connor o'neal August 20, 2016

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014