Down Town Crab Crown

When a Man has Crabs infesting his pubic hair. He then shave off his pubes and gets a blow job from a woman, then he ejaculates on to the womans forehead and be for she has a chance to wipe off the ejaculate the man rubs his crab infested pubes into the jizz on the womans forehead. Giving her a "Crab Crown" after she went down town.

"Dude I gave this chick a down town crab crown last night. She was to pissed to wipe it off before she left."

by D Shizznight February 3, 2010

Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

She-Crab Man-Twin

Man-sized crabs, of the female persuasion, often born out of a pact with some dark demon or wizard.

Oh my god, did you hear? She gave birth to she-crab man-twins!

by Noxluc November 19, 2010

cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.

Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?

by SwineFluQuarantiner May 1, 2009

spicy crab dip

noun~ " a new form of crab dip" or " a type of crab dip consisting of venereal crabs,pepper powder,and your balls"

so if i get a slight case of crabs and dust my nuts with pepper powder then T BAG you, would that count as giving you the spicy crab dip?

by beer420, hotlips November 20, 2011

Crab Hands

When one repositions and moves their hands in a quickly-paced pinching motion, similar to that of an angry crab.

We were just sitting there when this kid started waving about, making crab hands. What the hell.

by DaveyJones April 1, 2009

Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.

Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.

by kenshero August 26, 2012