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y'all ever heard of common sense? oh wait it's 2019 dab on them memers lmao jk kms hahahah 😩👌
by Get the fuck up February 9, 2019
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Common sense

Even if you dont have a law degree, or a background in criminal justice, common sense tells you that it's unlikely somebody will still be breathing after their airway has been restricted for over 8 minutes. If you've been on a guys neck for a long time, you dont tend to forget his airway has been restricted by a lot of your body weight for a long time, especially not when he's reminding you by saying he can't breathe. 8 minutes is not 2 or 3 minutes, enough time has passed by 8 minutes that adrenaline has stabilized some, especially with an alleged suspect in handcuffs the entire time, and other officers there to assist you in keeping the alleged suspect restrained. The question you would think a family pressing for first degree murder would ask is not whether the death was intentional (since theres not really a way to unintentionally kneel on someone's neck for 8 minutes, 2 or 3 minutes or so might be unintentional if the alleged suspect still dies), but whether any of the actions of what came before the arrest were premeditated, such as the alleged counterfeiting call and what events lead up to the arrest.
First degree murder is premeditated, that's simple enough, not all murder is first degree. Running over an animal on the road is usually an example of unintentional death, it's an accident and usually accidents happen quickly (though there are people who would run one over and claim it was an accident, most of the time it is an accident). Spending 8 minutes taking a life isn't something you usually do by mistake though, that's all common sense.
by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020
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Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.
by The Handball King June 14, 2020
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Comonom

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER EXIST. AN ABSOLUTE COOLER. GREAT AT APEX. AN ALL ROUNDER. GREAT AT BEING EPIC
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Commonwealth secondary school

1/10 teachers are kind in there and the students are super cool. we vape in toilet and smoke but yk what, the school doesnt punish us at all! it did , i mean a in-school detention and i guess it was pretty fun ! students who bully get more severe punishment than us . there is also this super cool teacher who bodyshames students but i guess nothing happens. academically everyone is pretty strong in here ! hope to see you here :)
commonwealth secondary is a very "cool" school ! commonwealth secondary school is extremely reputed and its super cool inside <3
by waffle waifu August 21, 2021
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CommonTransWs

a twitter handle for a person who posted transgender people being happy.
they often posted uplifting messages.
"I finally got my estrogen injection! I'm so happy!"
"You should submit that to CommonTransWs!"
by ValidLsIsAPedo February 4, 2023
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Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

When man poops into saran wrap as well as cums inside it. Then he puts a stick into it and freezes it over-night to make his partner lick and put it into there vagina as well as anus.
Tom: I gave my girlfriend a Norwegian Coconut Lollipop

Fred: Did she enjoy it?

Tom: HELLS YEAH!
by Bob the Dora August 23, 2011
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