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cobra checked

When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man
He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.
by Cobra Checker April 26, 2016
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Saturn Check

The act of opening your car door and hitting the car parked next to you with it. Saturn cars were built with dent resistant doors due to the fact that they are made of mostly plastic.
"He was parked like an asshole, almost taking up two parking spaces, so when I got out of my car, I Saturn Checked him."
by McSnackerson December 20, 2012
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poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.
Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.
by krupcakes July 22, 2012
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Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?
Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?
by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012
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Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..
"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"
by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012
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Screen checking

The act of checking someone's side of the screen in a game, most notably first person shooters such as COD. It is also considered an act of total doucheness for you gain an advantage of the players location.
Me: Dude, WTF?

Friend: Whaaaaat???

Me:Stop screen checking, you keep beating me!
by whitemenace98 December 16, 2011
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Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.
I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check
by JenLou88 April 30, 2023
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