Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

I would Cannon Gage for you

by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022

Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.

Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon

by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021

Ultraskidded Cannon

the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

Ultraskidded Cannon LEAKED!??!?!??!?!?! POGGERS!?!?!?!!?!?!??!? ?!?!??!?! OMG BYDGYEDSFAGHNBBDEFS G?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??! FUCK!?!?!??!?!!??!?!??!?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHUE3CDNSGFVTBEDGHFTRG OMGHNTRFJG OMG A SCRIPT, LEMME STEAL ITS FUNCTIONS FOR FUNNY11!1!!! aka the definition of a skidded script that stole all its functions

by Ultraskidded Cannon!11?!?1?!?? June 17, 2021

creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea

Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing

by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021

ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.

Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon

by Kikotexan May 19, 2021