Canadas history has long been decribed as the most fundementally and siturbing sexual act ever conceived by and individual whose name stems from its use of syrup, a moose head mounted on a wall, and a canadian police outfit. The largest man in the group of 8 men and 1 women wears moose head over his own like a mask. his goal is to get the horns into everyone elses rectum before every has had an orgasm and is he fails they all restart. The second man is in charge of the syrup. He boils it and the gently pours it with the use of a funnel into all of the womens orifices coating her in a scalding sticky mess which then three of the other men stick there throbbing memebrs into scalding not only the women but pumping hot syrup out onto the rods of fury. then one man is in a canadian polica outfit and he runs around with his bayonet gently cutting new orifices into the flailing orgy creating new fuckholes for the remainings men to force there penises into. the goal of the act is not only to have sex but also to make sure every gets the horns in there ass before orgasm and to have everyuone covered in boiling maple syrup and to have at least 2 pints of blood spill out from the makeshift fuckholes carved into the side of peoples body by the canadian policemen. Should be filmed.
by TJ the moose lover February 9, 2010
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It is also a country where beaver tails refer to pancakes and is considered to be a romantic gesture for a guy to offer the girl a beaver tail. (opposite of how beavers are offered usually)
But the world is glad to have a country like Canada; after all, everyone needs a reason to laugh
It is also a country where beaver tails refer to pancakes and is considered to be a romantic gesture for a guy to offer the girl a beaver tail. (opposite of how beavers are offered usually)
But the world is glad to have a country like Canada; after all, everyone needs a reason to laugh
by flame_thrower February 2, 2013
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The most depraved sex act imaginable. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
My girlfriend and I totally did Canada's History last night. She's still pulling bits of moose antler out of her vagina and my farts still smell mapley.
by Sanelunatic February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
by Kowalabee February 4, 2010
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Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
by Anna's February 9, 2010
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"I'm gonna be the president of canada"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."
Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."
President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."
"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
by Librarian123456789 May 5, 2010
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.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
.....the people who are making fun of her are actually atrocious disgusting guys covered in pimples or pre-pubescent hairs on thier faces that get no pussy so they sit at home on thier computers and write out shit on some website because they have no dick and arent man enough to say it to peoples faces....
by There are no hot guys in the sophmore class April 20, 2005
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