Birthday

A day you celebrate someone’s birth

Happy birthday to you~~

by SunshineSnakeu April 24, 2018

homozygous recessive birthday bash smash

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.

“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018

The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

Lucas’s birthday

Pure my birthday man

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019

Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

It his always his birthday. If you have a friend named Junsei, you are legally allowed to sing happy birthday as much as you want in November 7&8

Hey Junsei it is November 7.
Junsei: Aw crap

Me: that’s right it is Yo Boi Junsei’s birthday

by Master chapstick November 7, 2019