godsbane yourself

Dragon's Dogma equivalent of commiting suicide. Literally thrusting a shortsword called "Godsbane" into your chest.

John: I was playing some Dragon's Dogma yesterday and accidentally romanced Feste bro.

Mike: Just godsbane yourself in front of him and uninstall dude.

by Berchewe October 12, 2022

Go fuck yourself

A thing to tell your teachers on the last day of school which means "I hope you become fulfilled with your life and find happiness".

James- "Hey Mr. Jones, you've been a great teacher all year, and I just wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself"
Mr. Jones- "That is such a nice thing to say, I hope you have an amazing summer!"

by Nomboss June 2, 2023

Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.

You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.

by DCGrin December 20, 2017

The great kill yourself incident of 2019

In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.

The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.

by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

Krill Yourself

This phrase is essentially saying "kill yourself" except it replaces the first word with a small, shrimp-like crustacean.

"You should krill yourself, NOW!"

"How could you say such a thing?"

by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024

Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.

Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025