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Baseball, quite simply, is amazing. It's a sport in which mental toughness, execution, and skills are put to the test. Anyone who dislikes this sport has big issues. This sport has the power to bring families together, and is a huge part of childhood, and a bonding moment between a son and his father, or grandfather. It is a way of life, and is a huge success in America, the greatest country on earth! GO BRAVES!!!
baseball is awesomeness
by goGOP July 5, 2009
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third base

Fondling her honey pot, blow job, or oral sex.
Winnie the Pooh slid to third base with Kanga.
by evan sandler January 4, 2007
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fourteenth base

Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
Woah this porno is really good.

What is it?

Some guy fucking a dead chick. I love fourteenth base!
by Fukt Up October 6, 2009
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6th base

a splenderifious way of having sex. usually upside down, sometimes to the side, out a window. also, the most orgastic orgasm you will ever had.
Horny boy: dude, i need to get to 6th base.
Horny boy 2: you gonna try it on the stairs this time?

Horny boy 3: man, it's the best orgasm ever.
by thehornster November 5, 2009
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66th base

Needed:
XBOX 360
Call of Duty: WaW or Call of Duty: MW2
(this cannot b performed with cod 4 because it's full of no-scopers, and no-scopers have yet to reach 1st base)

You start off playing WAW or MW2 on your XBOX 360 as normal, half way through a match you get a boner, you then proceed to shooting one of you're opponents with:

WAW: Type 100 sub machine gun.
MW2: SCAR-H

after your opponent has died, you run up, tea bag them, whilst shoving the xbox controller up your anus and have the trigger stuck down so it's constantly vibrating, and you obviously jack off to this.

If you are in zombie mode on WAW you can simply smack your penis every time you hear the sound of a panel of a window being repaired... do this until red or you have cummed.

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If you are female the only way you can reach 66th base is by fingering yourself watching your boyfriend/husband/any other guy... do this.
Guy 1: I reached 66th base last night

Guy 2: So that was the reason you tea bagged me after killing me
by NeedlesLookLikeWeirdPenises February 16, 2010
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Based

Based
by Edgy teens dont like me June 26, 2021
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Based

(adj) a word used to describe or comment on a controversial opinion or idea that you RESPECT, not necessarily one that you AGREE WITH.

The word is common among Reddit users, especially those in r/PoliticalCompassMemes or similar subreddits, although it is often used incorrectly.
Friend: Look at this cool America #1 T-shirt I just bought!

Me: Made in China?

Friend: ...
Me: Based

Friend: F*cked up opinion
Me who doesn't know the actual meaning of based: Oh wow this is so based! I completely agree with this so it is based! Never have I witnessed a more based statement in my life! This totally sums me up! Based based based!
by Erik42069 October 10, 2021
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