Chicago Freestyle Bandit

When a male urinates inside his partner.

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

ltc bandit

bruh hkay just stole my ltc ;/

the ltc bandit (hkay) has struck again

by skid catcher July 3, 2024

Bandit

The funniest dog u could ever ask for. Especially how long he thinks. He could be smart but he acts stupid to be funny

Bob stop ur thinking very long like bandit

by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

shy bandit

originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.

the shy bandit literall reseted all my hard work on cherry lake.

by random mario/shy gal addict January 4, 2021