white unnatural blonde chick

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach

Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.

by cluaireo February 23, 2023

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.

cool Kiss Blondie its national Kiss a blonde day

by wowowow January 12, 2024

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025