Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

blastradys

My lover from chicago

I went down on blastradys in Chicago.. he came prematurely

by Rachel October 7, 2004

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

chow blister

A mainly military term refering to a pot belly or gut.

After twenty years in the army the only thing he had to show for it was a chow blister from eating all day while the marines are working their asses off

by JS agnostic August 11, 2006

Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009

basterd

In Ireland is some one how doe'sint
have a father.

ya little basterd.

by spinner, eire June 12, 2005

blasted ass

to release a foul smell from ones anus.

Roll down the window i just blasted ass!

by bigskilet December 16, 2008