cum bat boots

Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.

Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.

by Captain Smokeblower October 22, 2019

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 22, 2005

Bat Shit Crazy

Being crazy to the point where you need help

"Dude did you see Assir?"

"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"

by AWithoutE June 05, 2016

Batting Clean-up

The fourth position in line for a train.

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010

Bitch-Be-Good Bat

Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.

"That jackass just stole my shit, go get my Bitch-Be-Good Bat out of the car, man."

by Mizled November 06, 2007

Bat WIngs

When you go down on a chick when she has her rags, and you get that cunt blood on ya cheeks from rubbing against her thy's in a bat wing shape.

whats that shit on my chee.. shit bitch, "smack" fukin slut, hoe.. what?, do u think im bat man? fuk u slut. dont call me that, you fukin did know "smack" "smack",, now you have to drink my ass, or ill cunt kick you.

by Greg/Chris Fuck you July 09, 2004

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 02, 2010