Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
by Polidicks August 26, 2022
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anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
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Candy anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity
by Tigerwaffle April 13, 2016
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Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!
by alpete July 15, 2008
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anus blower

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied
Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"
by The anus blower June 04, 2016
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Brocks ANUS relief

Brocks story was soon put out there that Michelle Obama had strapped her red long dildo on, and gaped his asshole.
Brocks ANUS relief means gaped and put out in the world
by lexistexs November 06, 2020
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Emo's Anus

Something that likes to be stuffed. This anus differs from a normal anus because it does come from a from a hat. So, it may not even exist in this field of reality. Originated from a discord server called, "The Secret Organization" that was playing a Cards Against Humanity game. Within the Cards Against Humanity game, the first person to use the card with the term on it was The Ultimate ASMR, otherwise known as Ghost. It was used several times as a white card, and was even used to win several rounds. It is now a running joke in the server.
Well, gently caress Emo's Anus with a chainsaw and call me Sally!

Emo's Anus is my city.

Wow, those boxes are stuffed with oranges, just like Emo's Anus!

Emo's Anus x Cards Against Humanity

Does that mean Emo's Anus vores stuff?

Welcome to Emo's Anus store!~ (tts version only)

Never stop Emo's Anus abuse.

Emo hats gender is actually an Emo Anus!

Where is Emo's reserve anus? Wait no, the other one.

Do you believe in our Lord and Savior, Emo's Anus?
by isabouttobestuffedintoEmosAnus November 19, 2017
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