gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.

Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.

by Salty-San September 22, 2020

Anu

A gorgeous, smiling smart girl. A girl who can be sweet either extremely bold with her friends or shy when around her crush. Dont push her around. Shes braver than you think. Get to know her shes kinda awesome. She has a huge heart and a vivid and wild imagination. Usually brunette or blond. Irish name. You meet her be her friend. People she adores bring out the best in her. She may be extremely pretty but thinks she is ugly. Tell her the truth and be real around her. Shes awesome. She is special.

Anu is gorgeous woman.

by Suez November 22, 2021

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021

8-Bit Anus

An accurate description of Walmart's "spark" logo.

The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.

by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022

Anus marinara

Anus marinara is the blood and shit mix that comes out of ones asshole after intensely rough gay sex. Anus marinara occurs after gay sex with 3 or more dicks in ones asshole.

I can’t believe Ella made Amos have anus marinara. So gay.

by Ellamos January 3, 2019

Anus Theif

A person who steals other people's anuses

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!

Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!

by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021

Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022