October 22

the national hobbit day

Girl 1: What day is it?

Girl 2: the national hobbit day
Girl 3: it’s my favorite movie!!
Girl 1: the national hobbit day is so fun! And October 22 is now my favorite day!

by whatthehelleverynameistaken November 3, 2019

December 22

National ask your friend out day!

Dude 1: Hey wanna go on a date?

Dude 2: I thought you were straight, and so am I

Dude 1: It’s December 22nd calm down!!

by thatoneawkwardpansexual December 22, 2020

October 22

Only the uglies guys are born in this day, they usually have perms and try to act gangsters and they’re probably players

Her: ew!
Him: what?
Her: your born in October 22🤢
Him: ok and?
Her: you have a perm your ugly and your a player? Haha imagine

by Corneille November 11, 2020

November 22

November 22nd,

Thank a Lineman day. They are fat and they move other fat people for touchdowns. Even the lord knows nobody else would do it

"Yo Charlie! Are you a Lineman?"
"Yea man I play o-line."
"Well its November 22nd so thanks for being a big sexy pancaking machine"
"Uh thanks?"

by That one guy who November 13, 2020

November 22

Day where all the bad but he’s are born

Bad bitch:November 22 is the best
Bad bitch 2:why
Bad bitch:cause it’s the dash bad bitches are born

by Sshskdh_lover November 15, 2020

November 22

National "the tallest friend in the gang buys food for everyone" day

Perks of being a short person on November 22

by coloursyouhave November 19, 2020

november 22

National Tell ur crush u like them day!

boy: hey, umm, i kinda like u
girl: why would u say that randomly
boy: its november 22

by Theseus the greek November 21, 2020