alphabetical ordinance

boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways

fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts

Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

alpha vix

The alpha and leader of the vix pack, he’s the strongest alpha to ever exist he has taken down millions of other wolves all on his own and he’s emo, everyone loves him

“you know alpha vix? he’s so cool!!”

by alpha vix October 3, 2021

Alpha Ava

Alpha/Emo/13/hot/has powers/bad boy/cool

Person: Omg it’s alpha Ava😩
Alpha Ava: Hey Bbg 😈

by cool_aca November 22, 2021

alpha women

The alpha women is a girl boss, she doesn’t let anyone stand in her way. She’s like a material baddie. You should be a alpha women

Man 1:Do you see those rad wolf ears
Man 2:Yeah I heard she’s a alpha women

by Don’t talk to me ever March 12, 2022

Alphag

A guy who pretends to show Alpha tendencies but actually uses it as a shield to suppress his homo erections

bruu why chad slaps me on my ass outside of basketball, defo an alphag

by silverlion26 April 28, 2022

Alpha Blood

When your girlfriend says "out for blood" and you mistake it for "alpha blood" and decide to make it a whole thing and create a definition for it on urban dictionary. Now, this will become a trend. Everyone will start using it and it will be a symbol of virility, strength, resolve and the unbreakable nature of human character.

Her: "*speaking through nose from a cold* wow, $100! That utility company is out for blood"
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."

by The definatorrrrr May 3, 2022

Alpha male

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)

"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."

by BlueMushroom_ May 6, 2022