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Seven Levels of Wrong

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.
A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.
by Gazuba January 15, 2010
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Levels

It conveys the idea that someone is ascending or achieving greater success and prosperity in their personal or professional life.
Person A: "Have you seen Sarah's new house? It's massive!"
Person B: "Wow, she's really doing levels. She's come a long way."
by Homeixgx October 12, 2023
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Level 2 Orgasm

The Level 2 Orgasm, also known as the 'Tier 2 Orgasm,' is the holy grail of male masturbation.

In essence, it is an orgasm on top of an orgasm.

"I was masturbating to kinky scene of a TV show in my bedroom when I was a teen when climaxed. As I did, I felt a strange sensation on top the pleasure of orgasm; I felt a sort of 'itch', that I was used to feeling during masturbation, and that usually ended upon climax. On this occasion, that 'itch,' however, did not abate, but instead intensified. I kept stroking, as fast and hard as I could, and within moments, I was orgasming again, despite the fact that my original orgasm had not ceased. This second orgasm was even more intense, and it was as if it was an orgasm on top of an orgasm. I couldn't believe it - it was the best orgasm I have ever had."

Always remember this one thing: If and when you have a 'Level 2,' you will know. There is no point in fooling oneself into thinking anything less than what I have described constitutes a 'Level 2.'
It's been about 10 years now, and Although I have tried, I have never since achieved a Level 2 Orgasm again. I've tried everything - every different sensitive part of my genitals, every stroke, every speed, but nothing has worked. I often find myself wondering if I'll ever experience a 'Level 2' again... In recent years, I have even felt myself come close, but alas, I always fall short of having a second, 'cumulative' orgasm on top of the first. At times I even find myself trying to convince myself a close attempt may even have been a less powerful 'Level 2'; but truthfully, I know in my heart this is not the case.
by Jensik April 14, 2017
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Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.
Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night
by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014
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Level 5 oof

An earth-shattering screech containing the letters o and f. Commonly used while gaming.
If you lose this game im level 5 oofing you Jonathan!!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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ali level cute

friend 1: does this look cute?
friend 2: it's ali level cute, buy it!
by Megan Fucking Anderson January 14, 2017
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checking the oil level

Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet
I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low
by Holsackak February 28, 2016
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